Fantastic night. drank beer from a wine bottle, danced on a van, chased a llama, and fell from a fence
he was fingering me to the beat of a lady gaga song. new high? new low? i don know, but i came, so whatever.
Billy Mays is dead too!
Somewhat annoying American icons better be watching their backs
i love being in ibiza. their hotels are much more receptive to walking around naked in the lobby than our american ones.
i realized really quickly that drinking a bottle of vodka and 3 crystal light packets wasn't the best idea i've ever had
I usually would've stopped there but I kinda remember opening the bottle of vodka, and we ALL know that's when things go downhill.
I enjoyed our heart to heart in the trunk on the way to the stripclub
Shes 18 and still has a curfew. it was great. didnt have to worry about her still being here in the morning.
I could go for watching some naked price is right. Looks like a good time to me.
We went the strip club and out of no where the waitress brings him over a quesadilla and a jäger bomb and says your usual!! He swore he had never been there before
WE'RE MOVING TO IRELAND!!!! DON'T ASK QUESTIONS JUST BOOK THE DAMN FLIGHT!!!!
BUT DID YOU RIDE THAT DICK INTO THE SUNSET THO?
Wearing Navy dress whites to a wedding is like having a magical panty removing device. I've never cockblocked a whole room just by existing before.
Yeah that stuff was rough. We insisted on wearing our bikinis all down college ave, and at several parties that were not beach themed
I'm at work behind the bar and just washed my mouth out with rumple bc I don't have a toothbrush. This may be a new low.
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