I just watched Juno. I kind of wish I was in highschool and pregnant
im never drinking mad dog again and i have your belt.
There's a girl n class drinking wine out of a taco bell cup. I can smell it.. it's totally reisling. JEALOUS.
he drove an hour to get eggs with me not even a blow job, just eggs.
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so i made out with some dude last night at the bar. and some girl just stood there and watched. i felt bad so i made out with her too. She looked like she felt left out.
Apparently he's taking the slut he cheated on me with on a cruise for her birthday. THAT COULD HAVE BEEN ME. TITANTIC STYLE.
How am I supposed to stop smoking pot when girl scout cookies are being sold.
get ready to load up the weird cannon and blow a load of buck-wildness all over the place people
I just don't remember. It's like I went to bed on July 3rd.. and woke up on the 5th. Nothing.
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Buying the inflatable beer pong table for the pool was one of the best investments I've ever made
Did I really just send a work email with cum instead of come? feck me
Woohoo! Instead of a pregnancy test you can buy me a burrito
I'm sitting on your porch drinking wine from the bottle. Just so your new neighbors know what kind of people are in the neighborhood
Yeah I blacked out in a wiener costume.... I think I'm ready to come home now.
It smells like grilled cheese and sexual frustration
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