You're never going to guess who I just worked out next to..
Who?
Chris brown
No way... I bet he was intense
Are you kidding? He was prob training for round two
As of this morning, vodka still has the other side of my BFF necklace. She treats me right.
funny how all you have to say is "i'm infertile" and boys are stoked on you
Aparently his snake got loose in the middle of the night. Not a sex joke, he has a fucking snake
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I'm either watching Fifth Element or Hotel Rwanda. There's black people and white people and high life tall boy 18 packs are $11.99 so I could be watching my own hand. I have no idea.
I wasn't hungover this morning. My head just hurt because someone tried to suction cup a dildo to my forehead.
The kid in the park, who was on a leash I might add, looked at us and yelled "stranger danger" before hiding behind his dad
The best part about being single is knowing how much everyone secretly creeps behind their gf/bfs back. You wouldn't believe..Have a great date night!
strip vodka pong is never a good idea. I saw into his colon when he picked up the ball off the floor
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I just did a shot of Jameson and two shots of cuervo. Note: this is the moment things went down hill
I accused him of not drinking enough alcohol and eating tacos after midnight. I was sober and he's not a gremlin. I would say bad.
I just told a guy I'm a cross of Kim K, Hilary Clinton and a dragon... He was still into it.
Masterbating to Tolstoy. You?
Had to admit my broken elbow was caused by vodka, not hockey
Bruise count after new years, 7. 2018 is looking up.
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