Don't you hate it when all three people suddenly sober up in the middle of a threesome. Awwwwkward.
I seriously might throw up right now. In class. Sunglasses on. I'm getting too old for this.
thank you TLC waking up to a water birth on tv really put the cherry on top of my hangover...
Well you just missed the ten chi o pledges singing la bamba at our doorstep.
also found a pic of my head in the microwave from the other night.. hmm
Whatever. I'll just fuck him now and deal with the clingyness later.
Do you know what your brother wants for his birthday?
Yeah he said he wants a decent blowjob for a change.
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I'm just looking out for you.
It's pretty fantastic. I just wanna know how your bra ended up in the aquarium the other night.
I'll just put on a bunch of mascara and cry right before I get there. Then everyone will recognize me.
She wants me to spank her and yell "Kerry! Your father is disappointed with your choices!" Fuck up but crazy hot? Or just fuck up crazy?
Professor just informed us that she can't come to class today because her daughter broke her glasses and she can not see where she is going. Am I still drunk from this weekend?
My goal is to not catch on fire... But if i have to dance im going to dance regardless of the danger
after the fucking you spent twenty minutes vomiting naked and shaking your dick at my roommates. luckily, i don't remember that, or i'd have to be really insulted.
i'm gonna crowd surf you onto his dick
You burped in your shoe and whispered 'you're mine now'
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