Honestly there's alot of things I'm confused about the only thing I know for certain about last night is that I ate pizza
It's like sexual therapy. We hooked up. And now were talking about our recent breakups.
Emoooo
I'm not high anymore, I decide when it's done.
pretty sure i remember announcing that i lost my virginity to that brad paisley song when it came on during power hour?
she just made me lysol my hands in order to touch her tits.
just because you are in college doesnt mean its okay to pregame easter mass.
Drinking wine in my childhood bed getting ready to go to sleep in order to wake up for my menial temp job. Thanks, college degree, I can handle the real world.
There's a skull full of vodka. How bad can it be?
My logic for bringing him home was, he's in law school so odds are he wouldn't kill me.
Someone messaged me on POF and wished me a Happy International Women's Day. Why do I even bother anymore?
falling asleep on a hardwood floor changes a person
Turns out end of the world sex is H-O-T, HOoot! I'll be the only progressive lady smiling today
yeah it's a weird friendship. we pretend that we're automatic besties but i know we both know i slept with her boyfriend
I'm trying to cause a divorce, your hooking up with a felon, I think we need Jesus.
After everything I’ve done… had sex with people off tinder, gone to clubs and bars, gone to hockey games…. I get Covid at GRANDMAS HOUSE
Randomize
