he quoted Bring It On. It's over.
Promise me that if I become one of those sad people that facebook pesters you to 'reconnect with' you'll tell me so I can delete mine and save myself the humiliation?
I forgot how hot balto sounded
She made a list of the things each of us had done wrong and assigned a point system. Guess who came out the loser?
my being single is dangerous.
M WATCHING THE HISTORY CHANNEL AND IT SAID THAT WHEN THE LUST PART OF THE BRAIN IS ACTIVATED THE JUDGEMENT PART IS NOT. THIS EXPLAINS SO MUCH.
Holy fuck, spaghetti burritos are the best idea I've ever had.
ders ninda duuude pooring goden shots ov glory. I see em an i dont but there hear.
are you attempting voice recognition while drunk again?
I can't wet the bed. That was the old me. I'm grown
Oh my god
Mom called last night while I was at the bar and asked where I was. I told her I was on the highway to the danger zone while the guys were humming the top gun theme.
Okay so I'm high eating chili cheese fries bra-less watching Mulan, could I be doing any better at life right now?
Well you busted in the house and yelled with pride about Uber giving you a ride over with your new bong.
he's so sweet and its so cute. but I swear to fuck if I let my guard down and this was all a lie I am going to become a serial killer.
We broke the bed while I was handcuffed to the headboard and let's just say that was a hard one to explain to the RA
I love you, and I just washed my hair in my work sink with handsoap.
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