Had a 3 sum last night, and today food just taste better and the air seems so much fresher!
That would explain his violent outburst while watching barefoot contessa...
I was the one passing out cake at the bars
She took the bride and groom figures and the top layer of their cake and tried to walk out of the reception with it in her purse.
I feel like everything in this room is sweating
By the power invested in me, I now pronounce your taco to be meaty. Meaty taco meaty taco meaty meaty meaty taco.
There is a hole in her door about 2 inch in diameter. You may see me on YouPorn
He said I was doing well, so I stopped mid blow job to compliment his grammar. You could say I like intellectuals
Went to 7-11 to buy condoms with the $20 I found on the ground outside Rite Aid. A good day for drug stores
But you put your finger in my ass and the rest is history
I will feed you tacos. I will touch your butt. Happy Valentine's Day ❤️
I know... It's stupid... It's like, I have sex with his brother and bestfriend ONE time....
It’s a hundred kinds of wrong to do Jell-O shots at home alone. Right?
I support drinking alone. But Jell-O shots. That’s a game changer.
My dad told me that my grandparents are giving me $20,000 and my actual response was "do you know how many kittens I could buy with that?!?"
We have ur drink. Mom passed out in the bathroom. I'm goin to the other bathroom. Bs at the top of the stairs on way outside.
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