i fuckib htae you, you church bitch.
Why do you have Season One of Reba in your underwear drawer?
Why are you in my underwear drawer?
This needs to stop. I just vacuumed the wall. Adderall is a double edged sword.
You were walking around with a baby carrier pretending your vodka was a baby. You tried to get pictures on santas lap
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I love that the power of margaritas brought us back together.
You then proceeded to tell me how good of a cook you were and put raw cookie dough in the champagne.
I don't want a baby! I JUST WANT AN ORGASM THAT ISN'T SELF INFLICTED.
If it makes you feel any better, I'm eating a block of cheese...
I could teach a class on "expressing your thanks through photos taken of yourself in the shower"
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Would you think less of me if I said I was eating a toaster strudel in the bath.
like don't tell me my baby smooth vag offended you
I let him use my phone and now I keep getting gay cruise ads, I guess he forgot to mention something.
Literally had sex in his grow room under a plant.. ganja queen .
YOU GOT ME SO DRUNKK
i got me so drunk!
Next time we do shrooms i am finding an open field at sunrise and running through it and nobody is stopping me this time!
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