I'm not a mortal combat character
but my vagina is
People are allowed to visit it's just they can't be from Germany and have to wear masks.
You tried to wear your Jesus costume into Family Christian stores and say it was a book signing.
it was a whole new experience in the world of ball fondling
in case you blackout.. this is confirmation that yes, you were sitting spread eagle on the kitchen floor chugging pickle juice out of the jar.
They wear helmets and mouth pieces when they drink...u down?
He ripped off my pantyhose and all I could think was, "oh no those were clinic-appropriate!" That's what I get for ditching a continuing education meeting to go hook up with my scuba instructor.
ok, i suppose pissing your pants could be considered a wardrobe malfunction.
I wanna get high and watch Shrek tonight...don't make me do it alone.
Did I try to sell your body for chicken tenders last night?
still can't believe dude took a personal call while he was balls deep in my mouth.
Just a little. Like do I say "hey I'm the girl that's fucking your son, nice to meet you"
Just keep me informed about your plans. That way i can figure out places to go and if i need to shave my balls
she peed her pants, took them off, the put them back on. but she only put her legs in one hole.
I swear he is my soulmate. He kept feeding me goldfish while we were fucking. Who wouldn't enjoy that while having sex.
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