Please dont use Danity Kane lyrics to describe your emotions.
You look at her and you just know the only action she's gotten is from her tampon..
She gave me a bj in her parent's kitchen while I ate the rest of her mom's birthday cake. Fuck. Yes.
Like... Chilling at home with a movie, hang out? Or have sexual intercourse in the backseat if his car, hang out?
He asked me If i had cheated on my boyfriend when I said no he said it's like he doesnt know me anymore
how do I tell him nicely and in french that we can't have sex anymore because his huge penis will ruin me for other french men?
And the best part is that she's coming home to find that I completely shaved her dog.
Mehhh. I just tried to type 'extremely', and it auto corrected to 'creek rot'. IT KNOWS WHAT I LOOK LIKE
Also my face is like def lowkey made of silly putty
Are you jealous of my sweatsuit? It's how I get men on Tinder.
A party without a piñata is not a party I want to attend.
You're the only person I know who would go to New Jersey to give a blowjob and I have so much respect for you for it
Lmao a dude who just got out of prison said im worth 10 cigarettes in prison...I think that's a compliment
How do you explain to your mom that you let your friend stab you in the leg while drunk and high on coke?
Want a bet? I'm a kinky and determined motherfucker with a libido that is not easily stopped
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