you googled "nude photos of celebrities you wouldn't expect to have nude photos", puked into the beer bong, and then laughed
i've decided to use this saturday afternoon to take care of my pube situation
Dude their dog does tricks for sips of beer. He keeps going up next to people and trying to shake. This is awesome.
My last google search of the night was "Things that cost $102.50"
Restaurants Roasting People Who Gave Them Negative Yelp Reviews (25 Pics)
At our floor meeting the RA was talking about bathroom hygiene and I really wanted to be like "what about shower sex."
Valid question
Just switched my underwear without taking my pants off don't ever be ashamed to be related to me
HELP! How do I get paint off the dog?
Apparently nothing brings out sympathy in a barista like asking if they have a hangover special
Do you remember making out with the dude in the back of my cab last night?? You said his mustache tickled your tongue.
Woman Posts Harassing DMs From Creep Online, Now He’s Upset Because People Told His Mom
Are u guys proud? I puked my brains out last night at a strip club. While my two fave strippèrs held my hair
Stole my 7th stop sign and 3rd speed limit sign last night. Not even sure how because they were bolted to a cement wall. Tequila gives you strength you didn't know you had.
I am downtown smoking a joint with Woody Harrelson...Because our car won't start. I will be there as soon as I can.
the good news is I finally used my captain america waffle maker to make captain america waffles
Who did he bring home?
Idk. But did you see her shoe choice by the stairs, I'm really not expecting anything great.
She has my name on her bucket list. I’m either getting laid or killed
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