Who knew there were guys that wanted to only stalk you instead of date you? Count on me to find them!
She made fun of how I walked so I announced to her boyfriend that I have cum on her face before.
If my boyfriend wants to eat his own jizz after masturbating, what does that make him?
She just left after she spent the past 2.5 hours fuckin the shit out of me. I'll put that in the logbook as a cross country
it was either that or behind a dumpster, and i am way too pretty to pee behind a dumpster
i looked up and she was looking over the stall watching me pee and told me to unlock the door. that dedicated to sucking my dick.
Oh dude, thanks for giving me that liquor last night, except replace 'giving' with 'violently forcing'.
your vagina must have magic restorative powers I feel rested and powerful this morning.
Is it too early in the day to be getting dressed for the strip club?
If you don't fuck me hard, rough, and senseless the minute we're alone in your room, I'm returning you to the boyfriend store
there is a spider sitting on top of my weed like he owns it or some shit
no but seriously tf do i do? i have that spider phobia but i think my lvoe of the weed overpowers it
I think you handled your pregnancy scares better than that cricket in your bathroom
a homeless man let us know that my friend was asleep in the bushes outside my house on main street. So just a small get together.
The orgasm I got from him made me feel almost as good as I imagine the girls in the tampon commercials feel.
IS NO AN EMOTION BECAUSE THAT'S WHAT I'M FEELING RIGHT NOW
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