I have to tell you about my conversation with the cloud dragon!
you proceeded to suck on ur pinkie saying it reminded you of chris and you wanted him badly
he made transformer sounds every time he changed positions. how do you think it went?
i love that when i tell my kids and grandkids about how we first met it will be about this little thing called a "poke" on facebook
So Delta doesn't take cash. I used my card to buy a drink and asked the attendant if she could leave it open.
I pretty much threw up on him while he slept, I had one task today which was to wash the sheets that I threw up on and I turned them pink. I would leave me if I could
I just want to jump into a ballpool of dicks now.
Tomorrow night wont work for me. I'm talking with Bryan about marriage and I dont want to have a shroom hangover.
As for the 14 hours of vodka. I am all that is man.
There is a dude in a thong with a Nerf axe having battles in the street. Welcome to Portland
On the 3rd day, she mixed sangria and orange juice and saw that it was good.
Whoever put the life size cut out of Snoop Dog next to me in bed understands me.
I think I'm actually too depressed to do drugs, wow.
Everyone in Columbus is two degrees of separation from my vagina.
100000% expect a picture of my ass in them
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