Just seen on a tshirt : "fake titties taste funny"
you screamed 'he won't go on a date with me, but he gave me a free junior chicken'
well imagine, me dating the manager equals free junior chickens for everyone
There was a lot of him and a little penis
I don't care if you go out, because at the end of the night I know i'll be the one fucking you.
that was completely unnecessary, true, but unnecessary
you started crying because you didn't get to wear your rainboots this week so i turned on the shower and let you jump around in it
youre the best friend ever
oh don't forget that when we go furniture shopping we have to find a matching bong so put more money in the furniture fund
Well, i'm not sure how that works so i wish both you and your vagina luck on your voyage.
If taco bell and midol can't fix her, she's in gods hands now.
It's a "party harder or raise your standards" kind if night.
We are so blessed to to have nicely shaped vaginas
I thank god almighty everyday
Remember the girl I had sex with in the dorm stairwell? She got married!
i almost threw up on his dick. its like icarus, flew too close to the sun. except the sun is his dick and my throat was icarus
Serious question: is he hot or is my vagina just that barren?
I accidentally sent my mom a nude picture of my ass... she replied with how did you get that angle ?
I'm wearing men's underwear
I don't know what to do with that information...
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