you would have Pina Colada flavored saliva.
theyre doing shots to celebrate her boob jobs anniversary.
Her underwear doesnt even match. If youre going to be a face book whore at least have matching shit.
As your boss, I feel obligated to tell you that turning our management meeting into a kegger may just be the best idea you've given me yet.
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Just walked in and was handcuffed to a police woman. Fire fighter woman poured franzia down my throat. Aaaaand I just ate cookies off of Little Red Riding Hood's tits.
He just asked if I would make his black snake moan. Dating basketball players is not worth the glory
Only you would think wine and coffee was an acceptable finals study time mix
Found him fucking some random drunk chick in the bathrrom at the blue lep with a beer in each hand. had to give him props.
i get the sense she is planing new and exciting ways to physically harm me during sex
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That was an excessively violent trivia night
It's like if a cloud had tits and you laid on them.
This means I've slept with 2 ppl that live in vans...my life is complete
i have never been so sexually frustrated as I am right now. I feel like dying...is death an option?
For the first time in my life, I still have money by the next payday. Who is this responsible person and what have they done with the real me?
Also you think METH is on the same level of wanting to see the movie cats? We’re gonna unpack that later
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