There is no way when we get home that nothing will hapen
you said you get the best orgasms off Pez dispensers. how do you think he felt????
I'm walking down the halls of our hotel and listening for sex noises and knocking when I do.
I miss Michael Jackson so much sometimes
For future reference, the words 'big' and 'problem' should be used sparingly with a person whom you have recently had copious amounts of unprotected sex
Blood. All over. Pre coke adventure needs to slow down unless I'm involved
Eating a popsicle in the shower was the best idea I've had in ages.
This is not a costume party, I'm just wearing fairy wings.
Of course you are.
You kept screaming, "Fuck her right in the personality" and then kissed a guy and slapped him across the face
It was like being run over by an orgasm freight train.
Anne is dead. totally passed out and was flat out in the street
Getting on a bus with a beer pong table. I am proof we can make this campus fun.
I call bullshit
Call it what ever you want I just need to figure out how to get permanent marker off my cock
I just puked into a clean basket of laundry.
Almost gave myself a concussion stealing a stuffed unicorn hanging on a street sign but hey I got home safe
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