Wanted to apologize for chris browning you when you were on my computer.
I am at a 420 party and i just told a girl "hey, less not getting donuts, more getting donuts"(1-855): and did she get any doughnuts?
No. I am devastated
She was not exactly lady-like. Down there.
dude there's automatic no homos on brad Pitt and Leonardo dicaprio. Everyone knows that
I don't know how many crown and cokes he went through but I know it was more that I have fingers. We are never leaving Texas.
you came home soaking wet, and when I asked where your umbrella was, you pulled it out of your bag and were so proud you kept it dry.
I dont think he was a real cab driver. I think he was just a creepy guy with a van.
Only the gays. Guy gives me a handjob in the steam, then changes next to me under his towel
Only the gays
he has decreed that i can sleep with anyone who has the same name as him. line up all the toms
Dude, he's legal now. You could not pry me from his dick with the jaws of life.
I would like to dedicate my cray behavior this week to my uncontrollable hormones and wine. Both have totally Efff'ed with my life.
"He was so not worth staining my backseat for."
I also point out to everyone that she looks like DJ's gf on Roseanne.
Would love to dress up in respectable attire and take you out somewhere nice and then do disgusting crude things in public
I don't think I've ever been sadder than the way I feel when I finish my meal while I'm high
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