I justed realized that the word 'turd" is present in saturday
Oh please, I could turn a Vienna Boys Choir concert into a shit show
I puked last after eating a volcano taco and drinking vodka. I felt like a fucking dragon.
glow-in-the-dark stars on his ceiling from '98 totally make blowing him more romantic.
Hangovers were designed by God when he decided that so far he had taken it WAY TOO EASY on me.
She used the introduce me to her roommates so she could find out my name trick the next morning..I may be in love.
I don't know how, but he made a bong out of a hamster wheel. To say I am impressed is an understatement.
Just stuck all that extra cocaine money we made in a savings account...like a responsible adult..
I'm out of prison. Wanna start a band?
Is the Glover Park Chipotle past the strip club?
Why is that your only point of reference?
Just answer the question
Accent: check. Hot body: check. 8" dick: check. Feeds me biscuits in bed after rampant sex: check. Should I continue with my "Why I'm not coming back to the States" List?
he bought me ice cream then took me home and fucked the shit outta me. you can't write this kinda romance.
It true. It written in the Bible.
Yes I remember that, right next to the passage where jesus said unto his disciples, pop molly, fuck bitches amen
She made me baby bird juul smoke to her while we were fucking
I promise your sink was clogged before I threw up in it.
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