If you're really into hairy Serbian chicks, Cleveland has a lot to offer(216): We're going to cougar night, the serbian chicks are the best aged.
susan atkins died, charles manson's lady
dont cry, there are other serial killers to crush on.
Why do guys in porn never have boxers on?
better question: why do you always text me when you're watching porn
this dude just took some girl under your house for half an hour. you may have helped a 17 year old fuck on the beach for the first time. congrats.
you think she would figure it out that ever dude that fucks her is just doing it bc they are in a contest to bang the fattest girl
and then he proceeded to take what he called, a whip cream shower.
Yes, I did know where her mouth had been, but frankly I think it was a lesson you needed to learn.
I feel like wearing underwear would just be poor planning
Please put me in a whole with no windows and never let me out.
It's like a toaster oven for my penis
am i new drunk or am i still drunk
You shouldn't have to. I think you should bust into work like "pay homage to my magical vagina!"
People will say "JOE YOU MUST TURN DOWN" and I will refuse, in the name of liberty.
He got up after sex and said "is it wrong if I say happy Mother's Day?"
I wish I had a tail.
Why?
...why not?
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