let me know it goes. try not to get bit. and if you can, get someone to videotape it.
dude you were so wasted last night you ate a sandwich made out of tomatos, cheese, doritos, salt & pepper. Then you heated it in the micro for 5 min to melt the cheese.
I mean I found and stalk his moms facebook.. that obsessed.
I'm voting my liver organ of the month. The award ceremony is next weekend.
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And I'm ok with his balls touching my ass
I just helped a group of highschool stoners find a safe place to smoke I feel like a responsible rolemodel
i asked the cop if we could stop and do a chinese firedrill.... he said no.
First thing on my "to do" list- get sober for community service.
High gym went like this: I went to Dairy Queen instead.
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They better not charge my debit card for what you peed on.
At tuba camp, the pickings are slim. It's like being the tallest midget.
Who else will cuddle and watch the Bachelor with me then finger bang me during the rose ceremony
...I just added shower water to my vodka on ice\n#sendhelp
We got really excited for country fried steak then we had sex.
at least he now gets to tell people how he once threw a party so epic that the next day they had to clean some girl's body paint off the ceiling
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