I'm thankful she wil die Alone. And I'm thankful I slept wiht her cousin. And brother.
well, duh, but it's like you don't even want to see me masturbate with a wine bottle.
I've already reverted to sweat pants. And lonely drinking.
He just asked me if he's allowed to flirt with me. That's how whipped he is.
He stopped responding after the animal pictures... I do this EVERY TIME.
I just woke up under my desk. Not to worry though, no one is in the office yet
When you're awkward as a teenager, it never goes away. You just mask it. With makeup. And boobs.
Oh and Dustin informs me I'm a legend amongst the freshman, if you were wondering about my street cred
Plus i lost a button on my shirt and we got free drinks all night. Sorry I'm not sorry.
Then he kissed my hand sensually and said "you're a Black Queen. Don't let anyone tell you different."
So, if you eat too many protein bars, you will shit your pants. This I learnt today..... at work.
You are cordially invited to the annual finals week stress relief drinking binge at our manor this evening
I just found a ladybug shell in my underwear. What was I doing last night?
I found my bra I wore on Friday night...he fucked the underwire out of it
hahahahaha
God. Spice Girls is now grocery store demographic. Kill me.
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