We are taking shots for every green Lon-Capa box we get for the homework.
there are chunks of pepperoni under the sheets. can you be here in 10? breakfast in bed?
Not enough clothes on. Not enough vagina. Not enough drugs in my body.
They better compete for your attention. Dual to the fuck
ROOF CAVED IN, WE'RE GUNNA MAKE A WATERSLIDE
Water park on acid. THIS NEEDS TO HAPPEN!!
they sound like some classy girls.
Hey, I don't give them daddy issues, I just take advantage of it. The real bad guy here is American parenting.
I drank it. I drank the beer from '78. I drank my bday beer, I drank my soul
This guy is walking around with a deer head on. Honestly what the fuck
In the ER with Chelz, I may have broken her ankle during sex. Lovely.
I don't know if you've ever seen a group of 20 year olds reenact a rectal prolapse, but 'majestic' isn't really the word I'd use...
People who don't like drugs and guac are not people I chose to associate with
When you're done railing that chick, there is still half a pizza and some ninja turtle mac and cheese down here if you want
wtf why is there glitter all over my dog
No you just wanted to pass out in your hallway because your room was too far away
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