but why does your life always sound like the plot of a porn?
It's happening again. I feel like I'm under water and my heart beat matches "Teenage Wasteland"
They are providing beer and having a margarita machine. This cannot be passed up.
Is sexting at a funeral morally wrong?
my nick name has gotton too long over the years..C.T.P.S.G.F.P.G.......cock tease private school groupie frat party groupie.
Apple Jack is not a good idea for breakfast. Whiskey can't replace milk.
She called him at 5 AM so that he'd be ready for her birthday breakfast and drinks at 6. This is why people don't need to wait until their 21st to have their first drink.
But for future reference, it might help your game if you don't tell the girl you're trying to get on your dick that she's "not the worst thing you've ever seen"
I'm still in my ugly sweater and underwear drinking coffee next to a plate of assorted treats we stole from the party. I got a new sweater by the way, its shoulderpad-y and looks like a news anchor got thrown up on by Liberace. I'm pretty proud.
i need some food
Holy shit I forgot about you stabbing him.
Masturbating during the Olympics and cumming during the national anthem really is everything it's cracked up to be. Just thought you should know.
I'm not finished with being a sloppy white girl alcoholic. I didn't postpone having a husband and kids for sober weekends.
So what other shows do you masturbate to? Or is it just friends
My sister just poured me a dbl Ciroc on the rocks and said "the ice makes it festive." Honestly what a role model.
I am at a cat party and I just witnessed people lapping vodka out of a bowl for a contest. Lol
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