why didn't you poke me back
Do ugly people know they are ugly?
The quiet ones do.
Now that I'm 21, I feel like I'm letting North Dakota down by not being drunk everyday
he just invited me over for the 3 p's...pepsi pizza and porn...I'm gonna marry him
after taking her first shot and having her first random hook up she finally feels like she is ready for college
she has no idea
The gym is handing out free condoms this week, motivation to work out this week?
I dunno... But she calls vodka "dancing juice"
Listen to my proposal.... I feed you crackers while I fuck you ever so gently.
Tried making out with pop rocks in my mouth. That shit is magical.
Just found weed in my belly button. Happy Saturday!
Rick two cubicles down puked and that triggered three others puking into their trash cans as well. The janitorial staff hates it when we go drinking on a work night.
I have to date her we need a place to stay for tailgating
I AM AT THE LOUNGE WHERE THEY FILMED THE LAP DANCE IN SHOWGIRLS....IT IS AMAZING
Having weed delivered to your door is like having your own personal Santa Claus
You wrapped yourself in tin-foil and told us you were Iron Man. I have pictures.
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