Ehh boy. FML. she was unattractively large.
Working on an important paper into the wee hours of the morning, and every time I type the word "situation," I can't help but think of effing Jersey Shore. Those guidos are now ruining my academic life.
There is only so much cookie dough and masturbating I can handle in one night.
i just got cum up my nose. i would have expected more from the captain of the men's lacrosse team
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You didn't want to have sex last night because you said your grandpa just died and you didn't want him watching..
Well after last night it's official...I cannot die...it time to use this power for good instead of handle contests
Should I feel bad that my boyfriend pays for my birth control and his friends get to reap the benefits?
Im not spending 10 to get hit on by potential transexuals even if they are cuter than most of the girls I dated.
Hahah. They reconnected again?
Like with his penis I guess
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Just fat and dog and sweat all over the bed. All night long.
The guys are trying to figure out my orientation....think theyve settled on "drunksexual"
apparently while i was high i thought that putting a dinosaur temporary tattoo on my inner thigh would keep me from taking my pants off and having sex with him...
...it didn't...
I woke up covered in thousand island dressing. I need answers.
It's not a hangover, it's "slept on a couch with another person and said person moves a lot and is loud"
I sent him nudes while he is at work because I am an evil human being.
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