don't read that magazine bro. I came in it
she used her cellphone as a light to find my clit under the sheets. worst.lesbian.ever.
Our adventure is going to pick up his pipe and weed that he ditched when he got pulled over the other day.
HOT DATE.
I had a dream that I got a gift certificate to a lavish spa from my father. I think dream dad, along with real dad, think I'm gay.
If youre the one that ate my brownies this morning I only have two things to say to you
Those had pot in them
And good luck on your interview asshole
I've hooked up with three guys in my accounting class. I'm beginning to think my teacher failed me so I can start getting laid again.
Your ability to be a slut in your nightmare astounds me
Alright, I can go by eventually,, I don't wanna lose a second pair of shoes this semster from blacking out...
He goes "hi, free today?" WHEN AM I EVER FREE ON A SATURDAY, I GOT HUNGOVER TO BE AND DRUNK TO GET.
So how was the sex with me last night?
No worse than usual.
What's the place called?
I searched "county" on google, but....there's a lot of results
I'm sorry but if you can talk well enough to critique his oral game, he clearly needs the pointers.
Your mankini haunted my dreams.
You gonna smoke this blunt? Or are you gonna keep doing Kung-fu in my kitchen?
Used my power pack to charge my vibrator so I didn't have to unplug my switch or my galaxy lamp. TECHNOLOGY!
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