So I think I might still secretly love him despite the ass licking...
Hey ass licking is a very nice and intimate thing! Don't discredit your feelings
But what if he licks everyones ass?
I just hit a new low..poured my beer in an empty coke can so I could drink in walmart.
I just sneezed cum. He better have a damn good day at work.
The question is do I invite my fuck buddy to my graduation party now that my girfriend found out about her?
Just walked in on my older brother getting a bj. He told the girl to "keep going" and then attempted to high five me
I wish we could skip the pretense of being normal and just start drinking wine with breakfast
i don't know what part of 'duct tape bikini waxes' seemed even a little okay in our drunk minds, but i'm never drinking with your sister again
This american gymnastics guy.... He just messed up. I feel so bad. I just wanna hug him until he stops crying. Not even in a sexual way. I just wanna hug him.
I'll text you later. I think she thinks we're taking this whole "no sex" thing seriously.
Some rando guy literally just put my shoes on and tied them for me because I'm drunk... Is this what it feels like to be a princess?
Jesus I should have learned from my first marriage not to get married again
Yes, you can go into Petsmart drunk but the cats awaiting adoption don't appreciate the soft pretzels squeezed through their cages.
I know that you sometimes make decisions based on comedic effect, but losing your virginity shouldn't be one of them.
so horny i almost want to text him..and then i remember the restraining order i have against him
Just remember I’m your roommate with extremely questionable morals
Exactly, what could possibly go wrong
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