I thought you said his peep was too small
it is but i have no money and nothing is on tv until 7 when americas next top model comes on.
How much explanation does bbqsexapalooza need?
disregard all texts ive sent you minus taco motherfucking bell
There are a bunch of guys at the door looking for the guy you brought back to the condo...pretended not to speak English. You're welcome.
Chasing 100 proof soco w water from the tap at 4 pm, it's gonna one of those kinda Thursdays...
i think he saw me take a picture of his dick
You were high and telling me you felt like Pinocchio and that fire was bad for wood.
While I was fucking him, he grabbed a taco off his shelf and started eating it. I had taco dripped on me. I have no idea where the taco came from.
I'm getting offered Candy Crush lives in return for sex. Like wtf.
Please tell me there is not a bookmark on your browser with the title "Christmas Porn"
he told me "apparently my gag reflex doesn't work so if you magically grew a penis I would deep throat you"
Sent nudes to my best friend's boyfriend and mom last night. So I'm coping with that on top of my hangover this morning
So, left this guys house wearing a #1 Grandpa shirt and I think this is the best sex score I've ever had.
Wtf can everyone stop fucking in my grandma's bed? This is like the third time
I had a date last night. His dog threw up in his bed while we were having sex in it.
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