question - sack: should she or should she not play with it during foreplay?
The look your mother gives you when she sees you masterbating on web cam is unlike any I've seen before, but this is a case where, I would say, ignorance is bliss.
the general consensus of people in the room is that i should have another bottle of wine.
"people in the room" being me.
My dad walked in on me masturbating in my own apartment.....my own apartment!!
I thought about puking over the balcony or the bathroom and figured the balcony seemed much funner.
I saw a 60 yr old mans penis last night. Just for the record.
She apparently grabbed another girl and pulled her into the shower fully clothed. When the girl was like "you need to stop" she curled up into a ball and refused to leave.
Whoa, you know how to pick em.
I'm going to do lines of vitamin c I cannot be sick for halloween
Drunk me cleaned my room for me. Needless to say our relationship has improved greatly
If fixing it is ignoring it, and getting naked. Then yes we fixed it.
Same encounter she body slammed me to the floor and than humped me
Hey. You dropped and smashed your road beer in my store last night. Again. And this time you didn't even order anything. You just walked in, yelled "SWEDISH STYLE!" Then lost your beer, looked depressed, and left.
Just puked in front of a high school tour group. Based on the standing ovation, we have a solid group of freshman coming in this fall.
It's a charity event and she's wearing a cocktail dress drinking a 40... I found my future wife
Between falling off a shelf on to a concrete floor and sex with you - i may never walk again.
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