So how did finding that girl you know on GGW go?
I was so pissed when it just previews her all covered up. It would have been easier to just have sex with her
Yeah but then you would have a case of genitals gone wild
if your dad confronts the dude you fucked about the background check he did on him, NOT GONNA GET A CALL BACK
Want to have sex later?
This feels like a trap
shes the kind of girl i dont like to talk to unless my penis is in her mouth.
Two girls are now jumping in the ocean naked at 10 PM...and I was just starting to hate Ocean City
I just had a boat ride of shame. With Senior Citizens.
I would think I was a stalker too if I wasn't myself
The good news is that I can 100% reassure you that you did not get knocked up by some creepy Italian dude named Sal Manella last night.
The bad news is that you will never know the name of the guy who may have gotten you pregnant last night because he clearly gave you a fake name, sweetie.
Mm. I just want to eat pancakes off of his fine ass.
You said something about how beautiful my pockets were, then walked away.
Yes talking about pockets is classic me.
I'm not even pretending to study anymore. I'm straight up sleeping in the library
you said I shouldn't try to fill the void in my meaningless life with dicks but i am trying and it totally works
Let's have sex in an apple orchard
She tried deep frying a banana by placing one, unpeeled, into a toaster.
I don't need inspirational quotes. If I'm going to be motivated, it will be by anger and spite.
Randomize
