He keeps looking? I tried to shag. I invited him to this table but he went to ze other one! If he shaves his 'tache I would totally hit it.
So just talked to them hahah i like that people sat there and watched as you two made out... They said they even had to refill their beers
never have phone sex with a hardcore republican during this health care crisis . just dont.
Something strange is happening to me, I think I miss hooking up with girls sober
She crushed my hand with the box spring last time, so it's all good.
Do you know what's great about Canada?..... There will always be a Tim Hortons on my walk of shame route
I'm figuring, since someone shoved pizza crust in my ear last night, there might be some leftover pizza.
Update: day 5 and Scott has not left the apartment. Still smoking. Pizza roll supply dwindling.
I would say that that is the last time I ever drink a bottle of jack in two hours, but really who am I kidding?
Stop jerking off to vines my recommended list on YouTube is getting weird.
I ask for a dick pic and he sends a picture of Dick Cheney. Who does that?
he drove over two hours to fuck me and came in 3 minutes. he got mad when I asked him if it was worth it...
He has a bear rug in his room. I'm going to ask if we can have sex on it. Wilderness sex.
Thanks for fucking the skin off my dick
It was a joint effort between my vagina my feet and your hand you can't just blame that all on me
It’s the biggest dick I’ve ever seen. His IQ drops 25 points when he’s hard because there’s no blood going to his brain
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