Its a bunch of hippies dancing in front of a stobe light. For ten dollars I could have gone to the strip club and at least had a lap dance
Do you think I can haggle my way to discounted weed on 4.21?
its family weekend so i'm givin my little bro a tour of everywhere ive thrown up on campus
These fall allergies are really hindering my cocaine habit.
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what kind of wine goes with anal sex and shame?
If a "boob" guy and an "ass" guy are discussing which you are better qualified for....just let them
Im trying to find an appropriate gift to your mom for getting both you and your sister on birth control within a week, any suggestions?
If you like her enough, bring her with. If not, eloquently cunt punt that bitch through the field goals of life.
My head feels like a nest made of hair and cum
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Ok. I'll enjoy the quiet (translation: I might be naked, call ahead if you come home tonight)
Just fell off my bed trying to pose and take a nude for you. Probably broke my wrist
Jeff brought me a cup of coffee to my desk. He's getting a blow job.
Long fucking story. But hey I got an orgasm and breakfast so I'm winning.
A stripper set a mans ass on fire... the club smelled like burning ass and boxers.
Let's be real, he was never going to be tall enough
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