It's a sad day when you realize you are no longer above fucking in movie theater bathrooms.
Normal people don't sit around and watch Degrassi for twelve hours...
FUCK YOU.
we convinced you the moon was a planet...again
I have your shoes, your bike, and someones blue underwear. Round 2 tonight?
Number of twigs I found in my hair: 5
Friendly reminder that on the walk home you tripped but instead of falling to the sidewalk, you tried to save it and ended up headbutting my ex-boyfriend in the balls. ILU.
So I got drunk last night and attempted to shave a landing strip on my vag. I now have a 8 lane highway on my crotch now. Just looks like a random ass square.
the reputation of my dick game is on the line. You're killing the team, here, G
You told her you double majored in Geology and Telekinesis. When has that line ever worked for you?
The notary thing was a good idea. I can charge $2 per signature. I'm currently being paid in beer.
I didn't have time to wash my hair yesterday. Ended up spraying some Febreeze on it.
Blacked out and Irish exited last night. At dinner. On a Sunday.
If that guy asks u bout me, I said my name is Jenelle, from CT, I'm a cat behiavor consultant and I'm 29. Back my story up
The last thing I remember before blacking out was passing that sobriety test.
Ok maybe second best. He dated a stripper. Can't compete with that level of hoeness
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