oh posh. I need a real boy. To fill my void. This guy has potential. He is a Republican.
***** and i were talking about Republicans today. They are usually the champs of mediocrity but we decided mediocrity is underrated.
Seriously dude, you need to stop beating off to the ellen show, it's just weird.
And when I look at him, I just want him to say "I love you" in between deep thrusts and hard grunts.
Seriously, stop peeing all over the toilet seat. It looks like movie theatre butter.
He cummed in my mouth, then said he had to go because his best friend broke his foot falling off of a balcony, put twenty dollars in my hand and was gone before I could even swallow...
He came on me while singing crank dat like soulja boy, fuck our sex life has reached a whole new level of low
we made out inside of a kiddie slide for about 20 mins. it was the sexiest, most suffocating experience I've ever had
Lesbians are nicde people they do not take debit cards
Is 'too horny to study' a good enough medical excuse to not take a final?
She is the absolute last thing I would want to screw. Honestly. Fellating a porcupine. Higher on the list.
Got hit on by the cable guy. Solid 9. Think Orlando Bloom with a glorious curly mullet.
Exactly man. Who needs doctors when you have vodka and hot knives.
... why is there baby oil , black socks and frozen hot dogs in the sink this morning ?
we are currently pregaming for our walk to the liquor store.
step one: admitting you have a problem. complete.
If he isn’t into CosPlay he will be after tonight. That naughty nurse outfit heals broken hearts
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