my ex just saw me in his brothers bed. fuck yes revenge feels good
I found a picture of my kindergarten class. Now you can see whose peer pressure I succumbed to.
You're getting spoiled, you better send me at least a side boob pic if you wanna see my dick dressed up as Davie Crockett.
Just saw a drunk bitch in the west village peeing on a car. You are not alone.
so today, i decided to say "fuck it" to mental stability, take a klonopin and wear a blanket toga. New Girl is on Netflix, nothing could go wrong.
no need to worry, I have the internet and a cape, I can accomplish anything. nothing can go wrong, I am unstoppable. Yo.
Sometimes you've gotta crawl to stay concious
Called Apple, my penis pics are safe.
Apparently it's not a "bonding moment" when you realize you use the same porn site as your boyfriend
You told your family you're bi over the phone?!
We were talking about exes and it just came out....and so did I.
This is like 50 shades on steroids but with healthy relationship models and mutual respect among all parties involved and lesbian activity.
Kinda. I got kicked outta the bar, and then incited a riot until the cops came and I bailed
Somehow I went from sitting in a car upside down to waking up in the grass surounded by paramedics. It was a great night.
Listen, you eat the donut. I eat you out. Everybody wins.
I brought my porn computer to class by accident
How much porn do you watch if you need a special computer?
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