Sry I called you an 8
I just broke up with my girlfriend lets go find strippers that need rent money.
i bet if teenage jesus was here he would do a shot with me
im really going to miss that car, so many blow jobs...
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He brought her home and fucked her in a gingerbread man costume in a cardboard rapunzel castle. He had a pretty good night.
Please warn me if you ever end up in porn, cause I don't want to stumble across that on accident, okay?
Anywho, an ostrich attacked me today. Fucking useless pieces of shit birds.
Just skate-of-shamed, shirtless, with a bucket or margaritas. Good luck beating that one.
You are the funniest drunk Jew I know. Never in my life have I witnessed someone respond, "Is your dick kosher?" while being picked-up on.
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He has a bathrroom scale in his room with an alarm attached to it so anything over 150 sets it off and in his drinking stupper he can make a run for it.
Let it be known that on this day, the 26th of October, in the year 2016, I successfully put both of his balls in my mouth at once.
YOU ARE STRONGER THAN YOUR VAGINA
Dude come over...were drunk and I'm holding a T-shirt gun and discovered beer cans are the same size as rolled shirts.
The economy cant be that bad, I willingly got fired to bang her again.
Do you remember telling those ppl that they need to mate and give you the baby and in 15 years you will all reunite and it will be a party?
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