That's not ass to mouth..... That a rim job!! Are you telling me she licked your asshole?!
She made me repeat after her: "I take responsibility for what I put in my own mouth."
omg i finished an entire carton of double double chunk chunk ice cream last night...
what? what exactly is in double double chunk chunk?
self-loathing.
i wanna meet her so much more now that I know she got toed in a hottub.
On monday, while we were having crazy monkey sex, I earned $82. Vacation pay rocks.
I'm glad they extended train service last night. People crying, screaming, throwing up, fighting and peeing themselves on a train made me feel like I've got my shit together.
When you called me you were telling a hobo that you couldn't spare ten bucks bc that was your beer money. All your words were slurred.
Fuck him.
Would your heart desire to drink copious amounts of alcohol tonight?
ok now I feel liek a very drunk human instead of a chaos being thanks water
So this is what it's like to wake up with someone else's blood in your nose...
My ex is having a baby and I'm over here planning my dogs birthday celebration...
When is the party?
He had a small dick anyway. I'm glad I barfed on it.
Good dick will make you do a lot of things… Great dick will make you consider buying a house.
Do NOT approach him. He has sex with everything. LITERALLY everything, and I DO mean everything. He's so horny we once caught him with his dick in a pumpkin. A legitimate honest to God pumpkin that he bored a hole in
you said you were the change fairy and you kept throwing all of your quarters at me.
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