it turns out vodka filled condoms arent that funny
i chased bacardi with meat sauce last night
They both invited me to family dinner Sunday. Secretly dating two sisters just got real.
Whatevss it will be funn .. Hopefully no one projectile vomits on the wall again.. Its kinda become a tradition though
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so far we have 6 big wheels and 10 boxes of wine for the tour de franzia. team drunkslut is favored to win the yellow jersey.
I'm missing some hair, but it's cool. Breadsticks are done.
I think they took out their livers years ago and replaced them with like cheese graters or something. Only explanation.
I think she finds the idea of a naked fat man lying on the table and holding our butter offensive
Well I mean he is in a slightly seductive pose
Last night I went to spank her while she was riding me and sack-tapped myself.
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I heard a crunch while giving him head. I looked up and he was eating Cheese Itz. So we made a deal that he'd take a hand job so I could eat them too.
Don’t say some truly stupid shit like that to me. In a kitchen. Where the knives are kept
I am at a cat party and I just witnessed people lapping vodka out of a bowl for a contest. Lol
Dude i woke up today by a pile of fried chicken and wearing a bra
.......stop going to frat parties....
We all love a big dick, but you’re going to develop a reputation if you keep asking every guy at the bar ‘how big your dick’
That’s all I’m saying
Have you had an orgasm with an n95 mask on yet? It was better than being choked.
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