We should steal a little kid and go to Chucke Cheese
she said it was ok for her to take her top off in the hot tub but she didn't take off her bottoms because that would be slutty
I took a shit in your bathtub. Nothings off limits
Yea...coming from the girl who didn't understand why m&ms and tequila wasn't a "suitable diet"
She threw up in the hot tub how's your night
im drinking italian dressing and watching dexter. its 230am. lets never drink on sundays again.
I should have known I was in trouble when you started pouring shots all over me
Out of beer. Salsa pong. Never again.
Who wrote "the chamber of secrets has been open, enemies of the heir beware" across my bathroom wall?
I wish I could have a tequila IV with me all the time. Intravenous tequila intoxication.
So I've reached a new low. After completing my walk of shame and being told "see you around", I took off my heels to discover he had came in my shoe.
You lost me at unexpected butt stuff. Everything else I would probably do.
wtf guys I thought we agreed on no more knives. So much for not destroying the house
I just had a flashback to me puking and you telling me it was okay because my boobs still looked awesome.
i told them you weren't like that.. and they laughed at me?
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