just saw bouncers outside a coffee shop. beginning to question humanity.
brittany murphy hurts far more than michael jackson, patrick swayze, etc because i never masturbated to any of those other people
I want to give my boyfriend great head for his birthday...can i practice on you?
Yes, I am watching The Hills Have Thighs. And yes it is a porno remake of The Hills Have Eyes. And, again, yes, lesbian sex in the desert. Get the sand out.
I have no idea. After the fireworks it all went to shit. Do you know why I woke up with a road sign?
I think I just agreed to be an escort for an Asian guy who's gonna be in the city next weekend before he moves back to Shanghai...
Dude, didn't you know? Its balls out wednesday.
You should have thought about how you were going to treat me before having me take photos of your asshole.
When i sexted him a pic of my boobs I was worried he was going to notice the dorito crumbs and know I was just eating topless
Are u guys proud? I puked my brains out last night at a strip club. While my two fave strippèrs held my hair
Also, there's a guy walking around the kitchen in a shark onzie, and he just asked if we've ever smoked weed with a shark before. I'm dying
We have GOT to stop getting stoned and going out for expensive dinners.
My puke in the shower morning just turned into a puke in the restroom at work afternoon. I'm the human embodiment of dumpster fire.
I told him no rough stuff and he immediately bit my ass. Who the fuck does that?
He's such a jerk. If only his penis was attached to someone else
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