Reason #1 for no sex outdoors: Mosquito bites. Awkward, awkward mosquito bites.
We decided I could make bicurious-jitos or ho-meh-jitos or heteroflexible-jitos. But not homojitos.
Well, he sent me "techno kitty adventure" about 10 minutes ago. So, he could be anywhere.
Hah, I lost the lenses in my glasses, didn't event notice til this morning... How was the meeting?
Fuck you, jack daniels. I feel like satan laid an egg in my brain.
Haha at least the one I have like that you can't tell we are completely drunk and you're about to kick a glass out of my hand in a fit of joy over pizza.
Just had sex in the darkroom, while a class was going on ten feet away. I finally have a good sex story.
You should have. Partying with 60 year olds and batman is so much better than partying with bitches our age.
So did I or did I not flash an entire concert last night?
I don't know bro. If a girl makes you cum hard enough that you pull a back muscle, she might be the perfect one to call for a massage on said muscle.
SMOKEY THE BEAR CAME AT US WITH FUCKING AXES IN MY DREAM I THINK IT IS A SIGN TO STOP BLAZING IT IN THE WOODS
Sorry I called bc I needed help peeing outside
But I did it
Can we be gay Bert and Ernie for Halloween?
Shit. My boss is having me meet and greet with the new doc upstairs. Do you think his doctor powers will detect that I'm still high?
we live vicariously through your huge boobs
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