i threw up in a trash can last night at kellys irish times. but in a trash can because i'm a lady
Best walk of shame ever - Brown Hennesy shirt, bright blue overly large basketball shorts, stilettos from night before - ended up buying a ton of 40's and a 30 pack of coors.
Where are you?
A place I should not be.
Just think of all the blizzard sex people are having right now
So the bros are yelling at another bro to get that dildo off the roof. And there is indeed a dildo looking object on the roof.
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I drunkenly asked a stripper to join our volleyball team.
That was like me applying to a law school drunk at 5 am
Hahaha. That's funny.
But I got an 18k dollar per year scholarship
Would be fun, plus since its in public I'll keep my penis in my pants
I just started talking about my sextoy because I wanted things to be normal again.
I offered to lick your vagina while wearing a suit... Pretty sure chivalry is well alive.
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Hahah. They reconnected again?
Like with his penis I guess
Best sex of my life. But I think it's because I like his apartment. Really nice bed sheets. High vaulted ceilings. I wanted to lay there forever.
You're getting old. Was it located in a nice school district for your future offspring?
Forced to cancel my booty call due to the snowpocalypse. This crosses the line.
Stay away a while longer.
Still not sure if they're cops or strippers.
New guy moved in the apartment next door. He's a combat vet, 6'4", Adonis body and going to med school. My vagina is chewing thru the wall as we speak.
GOD I WOULD STAB DANNY IN THE EYE WITH HIS OWN PENIS
.........That big, huh?
No. I would cut it off
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