Just checked, might have creepy crawlies. What does chlamydia feel like? Not near wireless to consult webMD.
just bought miller high life, hungry man dinners, and a bottle of lube. you win life, you win.
First order of business is dropping my 9 am gym class. I'm sweating pure vodka.
he just invited me over for the 3 p's...pepsi pizza and porn...I'm gonna marry him
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The party got busted because you two got caught having sex on the neighbors trampoline, come on man.
I drove two hours just to throw up on myself today at the beach. My family saw the whole thing and my younger cousin cried
People were drinking out of 26ers with straws, and somewhere someone yelled "fill me with dicks!" I'm home.
Though my hair looks fantastic i will unfortunately have to turn down your 4am sex offer
I was wasted and the time changed. I blame the male strippers.
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I'd rather be sodomized with a fullly decorated Christmas tree.
can we for just one second remember that I played with a homeless man's rat at st marks?
How'd the date with the redheaded dentist go?
She didn't like my gingervitis joke
Last night I got drunk on margaritas at an Irish pub and came home with only one shoe. I have to get my shit together.
You really know how to show Monday who's boss.
There's glitter all over his bed from my Pink VS panties... I think I might invest in similar styles as a way of marking my territory just incase.
Been using bowl smoking as a method of time for so long I don't know how long it actually takes to get to work
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