DOES ANYONE KNOW THE NINJA TURTLES
it was like she was tryin to eat my face and i was defending myself with my mouth
we need blinds so i can safely watch porn during the day
My insides feel lik shag carpet. It is awesome
No, don't worry. We're not going to get THAT arrested.
Following a car with a GPS. We don't know where he's going, but he probably has a better idea of where we're going than we do. Also, very high.
He poured the shots. We did them together. I cheersd him out of the shower
Fuckkkk i made out with a freshman.....but he's old for his age. THIS IS WHAT HAPPENS WHEN YOURE NOT AROUND.
The Angel on my shoulder is now resorting to merely reminding me that, "You will regret this later." I'm not sure if he's learning how I think or just giving up. Either way, should make life a bit more interesting.
I just call them the hipster frat because they wear shirts other than pastel polos and listen to MGMT while playing dice.
people came up our fire escape and one had a cut on his leg and he was beautiful so i told him i was an emt and bandaged it with princess bandaids
I told a 250 pound football player I would catch him if he jumped into my arms. And that is how I broke my wrist
Then you're three pancakes deep in regret.
I've had more sex since the twins moved in than I'd had in the previous four years. They are the best wingman ever.
After we finish having sex, he smokes an honest to God pipe. It's like fucking a big, sexy Sherlock Holmes...
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