Yes give me all the cream and he's gone
i study at coffee shops because all these damn artsy people motivate me to work towards a real job.
And there are taco shells on the ceiling fan
Between the dance party in the car and the distraction of the momma bear and two cubs im a cops wet dream roght now when comes to wreckless driving.
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Seriously though a big penis is like a puppy dog, or a sunny day or some other glorious thing
You are such a penis elitist
You cant come. You're a Colorado native who drinks Bud over Coors. Fucking homegrown terrorist.
Making a me burrito to ward off the cold...and the aloneness of my vagina
Hows cali? I thought of you as I shaved 1/4 of my legs last night.
I've drank literally 19 beers and am still good. Utah is worthless
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they set my background as his mugshot to remind me "having a big penis won't be a valid excuse in a court room."
She fell off the bed and giggled until she passed out naked. It was really weird.
Probably not gonna date her.
Pretty sure this ice cream truck is following me.
Know we haven't talked but having an orgy party on the 20th if you're interested. If not, disregard this text.
Who is this?
I had a dream that I was smoking rasberries out of a bong. THEY WEREN'T EVEN DRIED...
I woke up while she was taking a panoramic photo of my morning wood
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