he texted me telling him i gave him the clap. but i think he gave it to me and i gave it back to him
I checked for jungle juice on Weight Watchers. they didn't have it.
Soooo my gf got the droid and doesn't have BBM anymore, I think its over for her
Also, just saw a homeless man answer a phone call on a blackberry...
I no longer question where these bruises come from... between the strip pole in the living room, the slipnslide in the hallway and our constant level of intoxication I will always be bruised...
I also would have accepted most things ending in "job", erotic favors, and food.
in fingerprint form on my ass. Seriously not cool. \ni bruiiiseeee like a delicate fruiiiitttt. Heeeaaarrr the rythymmm
Had "I should be in prison or dead" storytime at the bar. Found out James has done blow off a dead guy. Overwhelmed and speechless.
I'm currently trying to decide if crown or wild turkey will hurt worse coming back out through my nose later.
Just got attacked by a family of raccoons, I have the worst luck.
Would you be mad if I just used the argument "I'm allowed to say that, my best friend is a lesbian"?
Never. I'm proud to help you win arguments.
Thats just a parental red flag. They have been brainwashed. Lets baptize them into the church of PBR
I say this out of love and friendship. Eat ice cream not the d.
I've never had someone have to dis-arm themselves before I sucked their dick prior to that
Sometimes you have good days, sometimes m you delete 360 screenshots off your camera roll.
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