oh well we may not be friends on facebook but at least i got laid
My dad caught me fucking in the pool last night. He proceeded to tell me I needed to "quiet things down" while this guys dick was still in me. Worst daughter ever.
I've just never had a dinner guest strut in, go directly to my bathroom, vomit.. then come out demanding whiskey and food.
How dare you. Idk what you called me, and neither does google translate, but you better take it back.
I just want a sensitive guy who will get drunk with me then take me out to steal things. Is that too much to ask?
Me, him and the recently stolen carpet walked down the road and into the strip club. We had to check the carpet with our coats, it didn't mind missing out too much, later the door guy at Subway held carpet during late night sandwich selection.
Just copped mushrooms from a dude in a business suit. U comin or what?
Wait... All I had to do was ask for a sandwich and you would have come over
People don't tend to fuck with you when they think you have someone else's blood on your face
Felt so good this afternoon, figured I wouldn't have a comedown. Wrong. Just realized I've been staring at a wall for 40 minutes contemplating the color yellow.
we went to go get waffles and then i sucked his dick in a parking lot. average tuesday.
I just texted him from the other room to come have sex with me-stress relieved
You are such a millennial
Sustenance and doggy style.. the only two things I need
Well, he was practically tripping over his dick to get to me so I'd say my new dress was successful
Standing straight up with intensity he came in his own mouth. I know this because he showed me the video from five different angles when asked if I would like him to demonstrate. And I did.
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