he told me i looked like an animal then proceeded to kiss me
My professor really needs to stop abbreviating. I'll never remember what "Fun. Anal. Trade-offs?" means when i study.
office poll is still running 100% that Spencer Pratt is more disturbing than David Carradine's death
do you think he would believe thats it not really my period, and that i ate a lot of licorice?
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Crisis Situation. How do you have that "we probably shouldn't make out tonight cause i've got an oral herpes outbreak coming on" conversation on a third date.
He spent the entire date challenging me to chugging contests.
All I am going to say is this: I woke up with lots of bruises on my knees from running around on all fours being a 'dinosaur'. Either girls night in went terribly wrong or terribly right.
I'm going through our high school yearbook trying to find what boys I want to hook up with this summer. We graduated four years ago. That's a problem.
Did you catch one of my beer pong balls in your cleavage or was that a dream?
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Well I'm missing half a toenail if that's any indication of my night
she's p upset bro
Where is he. I have a sword.
And now let us go forth, and be garbage people in public.
Isn't that our default mode?
I AM OFFICIALLY LICENSED TO BE A LESBIAN
This is the difference between me and him; he buys you flowers, I buy you a dildo
After the 2nd person threw up, you told us that your 'mint shooters' were just shots of mint mouthwash
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