all i remember is you climbed in a garbage can and said you were trashed
Today was the day I stopped kidding myself and started buying the handle of vodka.
my co-worker, his best friend who also works with us, an my baby daddy, ive turned love triangle into a retarded shape with to many sides to pronounce
He found my weave.. Think he'll still fuck me Friday? And how do I ask for it back?
Valentines day isn't about being a couple in love..... It's about chocolate and faking orgasms.
You know you gotta reevaluate your life when the first thought that comes to mind after you wake up is 'at least I'm still alive'
It feels like there's puke trying to explode out of me from behind my eyeballs.
She wants to go as a facebook "like" for halloween, but right now her costume looks more like the hamburger helper hand with broken fingers.
according to the video, you won you first drunken karaoke contest based off of your actual singing abilities and not because you took your shirt! I've never been prouder :)
The band last night was really good
That was definitely karaoke. Guess that answers my follow up question on how drunk you were.
I am drinking green tea.... My liver is in shock
The more I drank he just got hotter and hotter. And then the mustache didn't look too bad
Everclear isn't food dammit
Oh you know, we just bobbed for apples in a bucket full of jungle juice. So, a casual Tuesday night.
As long as it's before midnight it's cool. But it would be understandable to ring in my new year shitting myself just before I go to Iraq.
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