somehow, due in part to drug cocktail and alchl prior to meeting, i blacked out, got home, made total mess of kitchen, broke shower, and made 17 hard boiled eggs
My history teacher just took his shirt off cuz the classroom was to hot. And then he invited us all to join him.
She posts like 3 statuses a day pleading for pity. Responding positively would be like giving a dog a treat for shitting on the floor.
From what I remember, he had one ball. But it was cute
you also choked him out with your legs on the kitchen floor..
i would have thought, that you two being my best friends, one of you would have atleast tried to catch me before i hit the ground after blacking out.
And I kind of want to stare at skinny jonah hill like a weird zoo exhibit lol.
Bartender just fed me brownie. Its going to be a good night
The things i do for you...I put all those condoms on a bed, complete with girl, and you sleep in the bathroom
Id fuck him but only at his house and he had to stay im bed till i left. He only works upper body. It just creeps me out how tiny his legs are
You can't spell "party" without "RA."
You know what else you can't spell it without? "Gonna get fired."
Talking to friends parents while buying all the things needed for Jell-O shots. classic
Well I'm glad your Saturday night went a lot better than mine. I spent mine crying in a McDonald's parking lot.
Happy 4 year arrest-aversary! I promise no thanksgiving has been as eventful as that one haha..
right after that u started calling me g-force and started trying to bellyslide down his drive way
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