I feel like this woman may give her husband a hand job mid way through dinner. just saying.
oh God, I have a dick of a middle schooler
I can't ever handle being "that girl" again. At least not until next semester.
everyone has their kryptonite. mine just happens to be 18 year old blonde girls.
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my mom just asked me what a queef is. she needs to stop watching south park
All I remember was the chick screaming "don't hookup with him! His dick's the size of a cucumber"
So, does it mean i'm loose if he can't even tell when he fell out?
You have to stop getting hammered and preaching about that mission trip to Haiti.
Mym mom just came downstairs as I got ghome ans I'm trying to act SO CASUAL as i stabdh here hut icant help bur be like 'girl where's ther Turkey sandwiche s' haahaa
I literally need you to talke care of me soooo9o9oooooo drubj gril makin a sabdwiche. SO far its judst bred and paper towel...
Woman Posts Harassing DMs From Creep Online, Now He’s Upset Because People Told His Mom
OK WHO CHANGED MY RING TONE TO LADY AND THE TRAMP AND CHANGED EVERY CONTACT IN MY PHONE TO 'SOME GUY I FUCKED'?
The realization of how permanent those tattoos really were set in this morning... I am SO sorry.
This baby is an asshole
I give you full permission to fuck a rando on my air mattress.
If I make it home without being sick in this captain's hat it will be a fucking miracle.
I was shitfaced. I filled my contact case WITH TANNING LOTION
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