with all this snow coming, and no school, I figure why not try every possible liquor snowcone.
its coolsest when we hear the beat in our water bottles. and the likghts are in his eyes now. oh holland
You think posting ushers "let it burn" video on his fb page is in bad taste? haha
hey watch out, they threw flour on everyone who passed out at their party last year.
since when did our medecine drawer and our sex drawer become the same drawer? we now have lube covered cough drops.
Will you push me around in a wheel chair, introduce me to people, and say nothing as I get up and walk away?
I'm lying topless with an eye infection at the foot of my bed with a dog between my legs. With disney in the background. Its one of those 3 am moments
Congratulations on your lack of fetus.
After arriving 30 minutes late, he slowly walked to his desk and halfway there he just falls over like a tree and passes out. I now have some sort of proof as to how awesome that night was.
She tried to subtly measure me, but I noticed. She told me I barely made the cut otherwise there would have been just a handshake as a parting gift.
He is so pussy whipped she has made him change his name to Toby
You can't Tinder AND have him bring you icecream in the same night. It messes with your vagina.
I'm trying to be sexual and you're sending me smashmouth lyrics
If I'm going to keep blacking out this much I need to start taking more pictures.
I need more than 2 fuckable people this is an outrage
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