yeah but I shoulda known it\'d be bad when he start rubbing my pubic bone instead of the clit! Awkkkkwarddd
I just peed in the Schreyer honors college shrubbery. Thanks honors students, you're finally good for something
I keep forgetting that I only have two nostrils.
He wants to make love to me in a sea of paint and wash my tears away with the brushes surrounding us..I've known him for 2 days.
I have six drafts of messages to you that just say "blood" and I have no idea where they came from.
You just kept screaming at everyone 'not to break your scarf' and doing somersaults
Note to self. Don't order a $10 bottle of wine on a 40 min flight because it seems like a good deal.
God you're perfect.
I am. So drunk right now. Good work, Frontier.
just had sex on top of a camper looking at the stars, BEAT THAT.
I'm not having the "why are your fucking my daughter" talk and the "your a drug addict" talk with your mom tonight.
I'm washing down the sadness with shots of vodka.
i keep replaying things i did last night. and remembering new things. and its a constant cycle of torture
We had sex on his grandparents floor... the taxidermy deer was staring at me the whole time!
We both know we're cheating on one another. But our side pieces aren't as kinky as us...so yeah, we're still together. This is a fucked up relationship.
Dude if I had a dollar for everytime she asked me to do weird shit with her when we were fucking I'd have like 4$
I'm reading fall out boy fanfic. What has my life come to.
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