Tell me exactly where it said it wasn't a unisex bathroom.
office poll is still running 100% that Spencer Pratt is more disturbing than David Carradine's death
im at a party in sweatpants, slippers, and a basketball jersey from the eighth grade, 10 bucks says im still getting laid
Some dude just bet me $8 I couldn't smoke a pack of cigarettes in an hour...It sounds stupid, but I really wanna do it. If I survive, I'll have $8 and it'll look good on my resume.
The only piece of furniture in the apartment is a wine rack.
I don't know how many crown and cokes he went through but I know it was more that I have fingers. We are never leaving Texas.
He is going to sleep with me. That's all there is to it. I'm 4 for 4 right now. I'm not making it 4 for 5.
Believe it or not I'm actually not the only person sitting in the back of the train covered in glitter and drinking whiskey out of an arizona iced tea can. Small world.
I chugged a beer while I was riding him and he told me it was the sexiest thing he has ever seen. this guy knows class when he sees it.
Question. Was fucking Laura an entirely regrettable decision?
like...quickly.
I'm wearing a suit and have no chance of getting laid or robing a casino. I consider this opportunity a failure
I was just the victim of a drive by judging in a horse and buggy.
The fuck? Where?
St. Mary's. Amish people. Too high for this.
Do we have to do this party tonight? I'm worried my bed will miss me...
Being an adult can't be all bad. I just took a vacation day solely to sit around and get stoned
I just put a pill up my vagina. It was little like a quail egg. There is so much happening up there right now.
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