She had been watching Bad Girls Club where the annoying girl always says "I RUN L.A.". After she got wasted she kept going up to strangers at the bar yelling "I RUN FAYETTEVILLE." I peed in her drink.
This guy legit just tried to LSAT formal logic his way into my pants. Contrapositives and everything.
she's telling me all about the love triangles of her sims. you tell me how it's going.
Bro. Some kids just drive-by judged the shit outta me.
he's definitely still old enough to be your dad. even your grandfather, if you come from a line of juvenile delinquents
Your cock deserves a montage
Don't get me wrong, the sex itself is amazing, but I don't think I will EVER get used to her habit of singing lines Jesus christ super star when she is about to cum.
I broke a glass at the bar and ended up with blood on my forehead. I apparently kept screaming BLOOD like the little boy in that YouTube video.
When he saw my tits he said "wow you should be proud.
dude there's a blind guy on the trail using his service dog to hit on girls.
Just cried watching Wimbledon, worst comedown ever.
I told him to come over when I realized that I did have time for a quick booty call before church.
is buying liquor on my lunch break too aggressive?
I keep getting congratulated for drinking 2 six packs of mikes hard and winning the Olympic marathon and I don't remember this shit and now my throat is on fire
Worst wingman u don't do ANYTHING but laugh at my incompitant shyness
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