so we had a 20 minute conversation and created the fb page WWND (what would Nana do?) last night after we took our Ambien...that is my definition of an overachiever
The musician playing at the bar just puked inside his acoustic guitar, then sang an encore performance. I love Louisa!!!!
I left a cheeto on everyone's car trailing to the house i'm at, hanzel and gretel style.
those 9 inches of man changed my life forever.
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So I drew a giant robot attacking a city on the chem test. My TA colored in the fire on the burning building
not sure how we got back down, broken rib says we didn't use stairs
gave you a haircut while you slept. Please don't kill me.
EVERYONE CAN HEAR YOU FUCKING YOU ARE IN A TENT
What do you think french fries on pizza would taste like?
i already know. Delicious. Use ranch.
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He ate me out on the kitchen floor while we waited for the cake to bake. How was your Valentines Day?
Because I can't get laid, I'm day-drinking and hunting squirrels in the backyard. You can take the girl out of Montana...
I'm mortified. After he finished, he turned to me and said,"So, what did you think of my mom?" WTF Please tell me he was not wondering about that while he was going down on me!!!
I wasn't half as drunk as u but u were saying u were a "worm" and u tried to slither out of my grasp
You spent the whole night conversing with your zombie poster, so I'd say you were pretty far gone.
Election Day 2016 shall forever live in infamy as the day when I hobbled through my neighborhood, mascara melting down my face, wearing one slipper and a cast, blood and cum all over my skirt, carrying a box of wine, and no one even noticed.
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